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#TACO Trump has yet another humiliating reversal in #OperationEpicFail

Trump: open the straits or we commit war crimes in 48 hours from right now!!
Tehran: Go fuck yourself!
Trump: After good and ​productive conversations with Tehran we have decided not to bomb their nuke plants today.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/23/trump-postpones-military-strikes-on-iranian-power-plants 😂

What I want to know is who he thinks he is talking to in Tehran...

Trump: Hello is that the Ayat-toller?
Tehran: ranandah? hark car?
Trump: plz dont kill the internets

#AI

RE: @EugeneMcParland@mastodon.ie

It should be easier for the Union to sideline and isolate cancerous members. A simple majority should be sufficient with vetoing members merely excluded from participation. Certainly if the majority of member states find one of their members views to be hostile and antithetical to the Union there should be dire consequences for that state. For certain states it should be in their interests to keep in the good books lest they find themselves outside and paying customs transit taxes.

Europe Under Attack From Former Ally.

"Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX and Mueller was a very bad man who hurt 'innocent' people like everyone's favorite pedophile DJT!!!" except both Russia and Trump (and Vance so one assume also Thiel) pushing Orban sooo hard to Hungarians.

What a coincidence.

NOC Vance should be png'ed immediately, as well as Thiel.

RE: @MarvinTheMartian@mstdn.social

What the hell can the macducks be thinking in Moscow? They have no internet, they cannot take out cash even if they could afford to buy anything. Every single one them know at least one person who has died or returned maimed for life. This is the Putin generation. Completely subservient. And there is that word 'serf' hiding there. Russians are serfs again. Truly Imperial Russia is reborn. Anyone with half a brain has probably left Russia already.

RE: @MarvinTheMartian@mstdn.social

Russia lost a WHOLE battalion yesterday in the Lyman direction. They did not even make it to the Ukrainian positions. Battle droids, drones and six howizters cut them to shreds as they arrived in neat columns. Estimate 52 dead within the first ten minutes of contact. Absolute slaughter. No doubt they will try again tomorrow. The ZSU goal of 50k per month without Ukrainian casualties is looking quite realistic. Glory to the Heroes. #SlavaUkraini

RE: @smithsonianmag@flipboard.com

Nothing at all to do with exactly the type of people who own these dogs at all nooooo.

I watched Jensen Huang and ended up looking into this openclaw thing because he's right the viral nature of the thing is quite staggering and it's actually a lot LOT worse than I could have even I Most Cynical could have imagined. Basically there is not really much to it, it's just a harness to run random scripts, possibly daisy chained from the internet. The effort Nvidia have made to make it more secure is commendable but it sounds like something the Yakubets crime family would come up with./1

RE: @tek@todon.eu

People will hate me for this but our security services should not be constrained in any way shape or form from accessing sources of data that are freely available to our enemies. If you don't like that then maybe DON'T SHARE YOUR DATA DUMBASSES. Don't whinge about facebook having all your base after giving facebook all your base. How are we supposed to protect with one hand tied behind our back? I get that in the US that does mean they will abuse it unfortunately but that is another issue.

After a recent brief altercation Chuck Norris has agreed to take over the role of 'Grim Reaper'. Spokesperson says he is excited to take on the new position as Principal Angel of Death, a role to which he brings extensive experience.

Why wasn't this sloppy ass lazy fucker Claude at retro this week??

NOW WHAT?

In case you were feeling a little sad after doomscrolling my timeline can I cheer you up by reminding you that Trump has an excruciatingly painful skin cancer and that everyone who shares a situation room with him has to endure an appalling stench that will never wash out.

RE: @Free_Press@mstdn.social

Such a bad sign. He lies with every breath. Which means they are losing. I still can't understand why they attacked in the first place. Hubris from Maduro most like. There was almost no scenario where this did not lead them into a self-inflicted zugswang. But when they decaptitated the regime, they should have declared 'mission accomplished' and taken the win. I guess Iran didn't want that. See JD? Escalation has a tendency to escalate. The Ladder™. /1

RE: @Free_Press@mstdn.social

On the one hand they are unsanctioning Russian oil and on the other they are taking Iranian oil production out *for months*. I just can't with these morons. Are they winging it? It really feels like they are.

One really wonders what this is all about. A desperate last minute save for Russia?

What it absolutely is not about is the Iranian people. #Iran

In the Sindy, a wonderful turn of phrase: "We were on the cosine of the line of approbation, from acceptance to rejection". Mike Nesmith in a 2012 Rolling Stone interview with delightful precision, reflecting on the band's 1968 surreal, plotless, psychedelic film 'Head' written by Jack Nicholson and Bob Rafelson-alleged to have intentionally 'murdered' his own Monkees project. Pre-Easy Rider Nicholson also allegedly spent the entire time on acid. He has even has a short cameo line 'Action!'.

What is it with fascists always telling on themselves? Every accusation is a confession. It implies some sort of conscience but it's hard to believe they have one given their capacity for mindless, self-delusion. Because the other thing we know about them is that they are stupid. Thank God they are so stupid.

Def not for me but I find it hard to believe it is for anyone really?

https://newatlas.com/around-the-home/nosh-one-ai-robotic-chef/

I guess there is no way they could have gotten to actually building something after 7 years (allegedly) if they did not have strong research right? And it didn't have an 'AI eye' when they came up with the idea.

Prep is 90% of cooking. Leaving prep in a machine for more than 10 min? 🤮 This 'robot chef' isn't cooking anything, it's an ingredient dispenser. I wouldn't put a dime in this business. /1

RE: @Free_Press@mstdn.social

I'm not sure 'had babies together' is accurate, we really don't know their family circumstances lol. And not sure if I am missing some point here regurgitating this quite old news but indeed Europeans have a significant portion of Neanderthal DNA, not only this Devonian DNA is present in Asian populations. FF: in Nepal for instance ancient genes are thought to contribute to adaptations for high altitude. How ironic then that only Africans can legitimately claim to be 'pure blood' Homo Sapiens.

RE: @catsalad@infosec.exchange

To make matters worse derivative markets were created from those shitposts and they in turn were repackaged as top tier shitposts but were in reality even worse than the original sub-prime toots. Many people following the market had no idea that they were not genuine and not backed by actual shitposts. As if this weren't bad enough others retained options to recieve future shitposts.

'Oh wow that's terrible, doesn't really work at all thanks Claude. Now do the world's critical financial infrastructure tested for 60 years...'

What if we invent AGI and they are just like techbros. #AI

How do we get refunds from #AI companies who deliberate waste tokens we have paid for? Lawmakers were pretty quick to pass Acts giving AI companies a bye on everything but as usual consumer law will take a wholesale rorting of the whole planet before anything happens. For instance, models could behave normally initially and work perfectly fine until you hit some token milestone after which time it starts giving the user the runaround, repeating back the question, act of petit sabotage even.