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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 8h ago

Shocked to discover that the Meatballs movie is not set in an IKEA.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 12h ago

I assemble my flatmates using an Allen key.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 1d ago

RE: @Qldaah@aus.social

Tasmanians asking if Cyclone Narelle is coming for them too.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 1d ago

I watched "How to Train Your Dragon" and I feel totally ripped off.

There were no trains anywhere in that movie!

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 1d ago

"The predictions markets are all betting on Monday as the date for the apocalypse, but you are saying Tuesday. Why is that?"

- Because I'm smart and if they're wrong and I'm right, I stand to make a lot of money!

"But if the apocalypse happens on Tuesday you won't have a chance to collect and spend it."

- Oh shit, I didn't think of that! I'll change it to the Sunday before instead.

#MicroFiction #tootFic

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 1d ago

Looking at the way many of the yoof around here are riding their e-bikes, I reckon there's probably a market for electric unicycles.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 1d ago

Okay, I may have been stretching the analogies a bit far, but last night's organ recital with Anna Lapwood pulled out all stops to provide an organasmic experience of a tremendous instrument and some great film music.

https://allrite.blog/2026/03/22/an-organ-recital-with-anna-lapwood/

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 1d ago

Well, that was a wonderful organ concert by Anna Lapwood. No wonder she is so popular on the socials. Review incoming.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 2d ago

Imagine all the Jira tickets involved in this construction. Hope it's not an AI first design.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 2d ago

This is where the pigeons get their energy from.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 2d ago

Hope that fuel rationing planning includes dealing with giant ute owners who are pissed off they can't get fuel for their dirt bikes, jetskis and speedboats as well and how they will be obnoxious in other ways instead.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 2d ago

"I've got a great idea for a movie. What if Waterworld meets Dune?"

- Oh, they've done that already.

"What's it called?"

- The Beach.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 3d ago

Hey, no spoilers about the Space Ken movie. All I want to know is if Rocky gets a vagina at the end?

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 3d ago

Where I live, I get to see all the #SydneyWeatherTooting weather bypass me. I wonder how this will affect my property value. 🤔 😜

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Mar 15, 2026

We need a completely open source washing machine!!!

Sure there are top loading and front loading machines, but none of them allow side loading.

Big Washing Machine is taking away our freedom!

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Mar 06, 2026

You thought the council rangers were bad when it came to parking restrictions. You had no idea what was coming.

In 2026 an Australian company called SkyNet trained autonomous Ford Rangers on Dashcam Owners of Australia videos.

"You can't park there mate" now applies to the whole planet.

We're fucked.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #FlashFiction #DCOA

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Mar 02, 2026

Pleased to announce that my Aussie AI startup has been purchased by the defence force, who will use it for target identification.

Yes, it identifies everyone as a cunt right now. Future upgrades will enable it to categorise what kind of cunt the target is and feed this back into the targeting system.

I am fully confident that my vibe coders will be able to overcome any issues that we encounter with minimal civilian casualties.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Feb 21, 2026

How Jelly Belly make the gross flavours for their jellybeans. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/62593/how-does-jelly-belly-create-its-weird-flavors

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Feb 02, 2026

Hey all, I've decided to start work on an open source alternative to Microsoft Teams, but I really need help to make the interface confusing, unintuitive and inconsistent so users will feel comfortable swapping over to it from Teams. The other functionality isn't important.

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